"A person who can write a long letter with ease, cannot write ill."
September 17, 2013 Dear Jane, I cannot believe that another week in New York has come and gone, but it has, and happily, I am still here to tell the tales! I fear it has been too long since my last letter, Jane. In my defense though, writing a long letter can be a daunting task! Supplying one's friends with detailed accounts of one's adventures (no matter how trivial) can be most exhausting for one who is quite lazy when it comes to narrating one's own stories. Never-the-less, I will do my best to supply you with a most amusing and diverting letter (while attempting not to use the word,"one," so often; one can only try one's best though). My first piece of news is this: I was officially offered a position with the Murder Mystery Company! When I found out, I was overjoyed at the prospect of being employed as a "real actor," for it is proving to be no easy task in a city where a thousand girls share the same dream as I! Training begins next wee...